BIG
BANG: Dialogue
They want to go to a nightclub, they want to have a
great time. They take their Nintendo and go there.
- Rach: Hey friends, listen to me! This site is heaven,
only need Xbox next to the prostitutes.
- Howar: It's a great place, we will go to ask to the
attendant.
“They go to ask the attendant”
- Sheldon: OMG! This especiment of human is a boy or a
girl? I'm confused, we need to analise her sex.
- Leonar : Excuse me miss
- Transvestite: Sorry, I'm a boy
- Leonard: I'm so sorry, your wig confused me
- Transvestite: Oh ! Don't worry it's frequent. Do you
have any question?
- Rach: Oh yes, we need a TV with HD full resolution
…...
- Leonard: Shut up! We don't have any questions.
- Sheldon: The problem is solved. This specimen has a
brain problem, her neurons don't interconect with her motoral sex
system.
“They go to bar show”
- Rach: Oh hell! These boobs looks like football balls,
she has more plastic than a special edition sword of Star Wars gold
saga.
- Howard: Yes I need this plastic in my face!!!!!!
- Dancer: Yes, give me somemoney,little nerd, Y,es ,
give me some money.
- Sheldon: We have right to see you, we pay for a drink.
My mineral water costs 4$, the way of dance of the lol pj's is better
.
- Dancer: Hey! Security!!! this stupid clients don't pay
me. Throw them out!!!
- Rach: Oh noI want to show you more time. I give you
some cows and goats, if you go with me and marry me in India You
will be the queen of my taj majal castle in india.
“They go to the bar and sit on the soufa”
- Sheldon: Hey friends! Don't worry, we have an
emergency plan, take your nintendo and play Star Wars Lego
- Leonard: Oh shit, my nintendo doesn't have battery.
- Howard: Oh, I'm leaving my game.
- Sheldon: In this case take the money and nintendo and
go to Mc Donalds, kids park.
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